Funny Instagram Text Massages Part #2

#1

MURPHY SLAW OF COMBAT

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
2. Incoming fire has the right of way.
3. Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire.
4. There is always a way.
5. The easy way is always mined.
6. Try to look unimportant, your enemies may be low on ammo.
7. Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.
8. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When you’re ready.
   b. When you’re not.
9. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
10. If you can’t remember, the claymore is pointed at you.
11. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

#2

Characteristics
of Psychopaths
⚫ Aggressive, callous and cunning

• Complete absence of conscience and empathy • Very adept at manipulating others
• Willingness to engage in Immoral, criminal conduct • Willingness to take what they want and do as they please, regardless of who is hurt or wronged • Deceptive ability to appear outwardly benevolent • Deceptive ability to behave in superficially charming ways to hide purely selfish motives
• Willingness to use intimidation and violence to control others in order to satisfy their own needs
• Willingness to intentionally violate the basic inherent human rights of others
• Complete absence of any sense of guilt or remorse for the harm their actions have caused to others ⚫ Rationalization of their own immoral behavior • Will attempt to lay blame upon someone else for their own conduct
• Denial — will deny their own wrongdoing outright ⚫ Utter contemptuousness toward the feelings and desires of their fellow beings
• Pathological lying-will say anything without any concern for truth to advance their own hidden agendas • Ability to feign normal human emotions and empathy • Distorted sense of the consequences of their actions • Total failure to accept any responsibility for their own socially irresponsible ways
  ⚫ Strong belief that they will never be brought to justice for their criminal behavior

#3

Hi guys
Friends + Album▾
So either we are about to start college again or just started classes but DONT BUY TEXTBOOKS!!
You dont even have to rent them.
I wish someone would of told me but there are soo many websites that provide ! FREE! textbooks. Here is the list I have so far:

1. TextBookNova.com
2. eBookee.org
3. ManyBooks.net 4. FeedUrBrain.com 5. AllenG.ru
4. 20200k.com
5. FreeTextBooks.com
6. Gutenberg.org
7. Eknigu.com
8. En.Bookfi.org
9. Libgen.lc 12. bookguru.net 13. z-lib.org
   @adore.theplugs
   Send Message

#4

This year i’ve learned that not everything happens the way u want it to. The best moments are the ones that are unplanned and unexpected. forget about arguing and remember the love. Only u can make yourself unhappy, u choose how u want to handle things that come your way. It’s not easy it’s never gonna be and i’ve learned to have independence in my self to be proud of my self and not needing anyone’s approval except for my self. patience is so hard to have but u have to adapt to any situation and the good things will find u at moments. feeling alone is okay sometimes. it gets u thinking of no one but your self and focus on loving yourself so other people can love u. don’t trust anyone don’t matter if they r super close they could turn on you any moment. i’ve learned to stop trying to impress people and that my confidence is what people like about me. bruno mars still is and will always be the best singer for any mood your in. 2019 was really a hell of a ride that tested how i handle things and gave me another layer of skin to protect my self and prepare for things. 2019 was filled with mistakes but this time i’m not making the same ones and actually learned from them. not saying something back can actually be more powerful than saying something at all. killing people with kindness is what i’ll bring into in 2020 and what i’ve worked on this year. saying okay will keep u out of stress no matter how bad u want to say something u let it out by taking deep breaths and relaxing to get through the pain. sometimes u gotta make someone miss u even if u miss them even more. i finally figured out my style and that bangs are not my thing. u really do lose friends but u make even more after. i don’t care what people think anymore the only opinion is my own. 2020 is aoina to brina
ΓΟ

#5

thecarolinitiative Follow
I Have Nothing To Prove To You @BrieLarsonHQ2
They really had the nerve to edit her stomach
russos edited her body, they made her look skinny, they even edited
the bump on her elbow which makes the suit look skin tight, they really had the nerve to that. I’m so mad right now, they made her look slimmer. they really are the worst.
flovske Follow
tell me again how that women lineup money shot matters for feminism points when marvel still does shit like this

#6

⚫ll T-Mobile Wi-Fi
11:00 PM
85%
<Notes
Angst sentences:
“I thought you loved me.”
“Don’t make this worse than it already is.”
“You’re so difficult.”
“You said, ‘I love you.’ You lied.” “My heart is just shattering into a million pieces.”
“Can you feel it? My heart? It’s shattering.”
“I don’t need you. I never did.” “That wasn’t love.”
“This is not love.”
“If you loved me…”
“I can’t. I just physically can’t.” “Don’t leave me!”
“Bullshit. Everything was bullshit.”
“Can we just… start over?”
“Stay away from me.”

#7

<school morning/after ro… Q

• 5.00 get up t
  5.05 stretch a little
  5.10 bathroom + phone 5.20 drink water
  5.22 workout (at least 20 min) move your body x
• 5.50 clean up/take a quick shower if you need and do your skincare
  6.00 light breakfast with coffee and journal 6.25 pack your lunch and get dressed 6.35 have free time with your bf and chill → • 7.30 go to school
  AFTER SCHOOL
  ⚫4.00+ finally home
• 4.05 unpack and change clothes
  ⚫4.10 clean your lunchbox and drink some water and grab a snack
• 4.20 free time/rest
  5.00 time to study + homework
  6.00 dinner is ready
  6.40 study time
• 7.30 give a break grab some drink
  ⚫ 7.45 study again
• 8.35 give a break
  8.45 last study time
  ⚫ 9.35 free time, pack your bag and have a good family time
  ⚫ 10.40 time to bed and scroll in the phone
  ⚫ 11.10 sleep
  1/2

#8

“This isn’t anything like how I imagined it. “Don’t worry; it hurts a little less each time.” “I think I’m going to be sick.” “That was really cheesy.”
“Go ahead-rip my heart out.”
“I don’t care what you talk about, can you just keep talking?”
“I’m not afraid of thunder, that’s silly-” “I can’t sleep, so can you sing to me?” “Stop laughing at me.”
“Is it okay if I steal your heart?” “I will protect you with my life.”
“Hold this, I’m gonna go kick his “Did I ask for your insight?”
“How many of these do you have?”
“It’s 2 am; I think that’s enough of that.”
“You’re the one who said to be quiet, and you’re
not being quiet.”
“Hey, do you wanna fight?”
“I was kidding.”
“Where did you get that?”
“And then-hey, are you listening?”
“Watch, this is the best part!”
“This looks… appetizing?”
“How long have you been standing outside?” “…That’s where that went.”
“Did you just throw that at me?”
“I swear, sometimes you love that game more

#9

Notes
Deep Conversation
Starters (No.2)
-what’s a compliment that made you feel
special?
-what’s the first thing you remember
noticing about me?
-what’s something that’s been said to you
that’s really upset you?
-how do you respond to frustration?
-what does a ‘safe space’ look like to you?
-what color scheme do you want your
future house to be?
-when was the last time you cried in front of someone?
Deep Conversation Starters (Introspective)
A Part 2 N
-what is something someone has done to
you that you can’t forgive them for?
-what about your life do you never want to change?
-what city in the world appeals to you most?
-who comes to your mind when you think
of the word ‘sunshine?’
-what brings you peace when you’re anxious?
-what’s the most overwhelming emotion you feel?
-what lie do you tell yourself the most?

#10

Things that hit readers HARD
(by a reader)
instead of “I love you” use “I think… I
can love you.”
“It’s all apart of the journey, in the end.” • “Who are you?” the mc is asked when they’re at their lowest
“b-but that’s not fair! I did what I was supposed to!”

• “why can’t you just stop for once in your life?”
• “but did you ever stop to think about
  how / feel?”
• “Say no!” “But you’ll die!”
• “I’m just tired.”
• “Together?” “Together.”
  “You can’t win against someone who has nothing to lose.”
• “That’s it. That’s the end.”
• The mc singing a song that’s important to them when they’re at their lowest (most songs would be older. Ex: You Are My Sunshine)